This Week in Anime
Jigglefest 2025
by Coop Bicknell & Steve Jones,
Steve and Coop explore the exciting and outlandish world of anime boob physics...or should that be "physics?"
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Momentary Lily, Eiken, Fatal Fury, Bang Brave Bang Bravern, Gunbuster, Keijo!!!!!!!!, Code Geass, Gundam Build Fighters, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Fairy Ranmaru, Myriad Colors Phantom World, Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid, and Occultic;Nine are streaming on Crunchyroll.
Highschool of the Dead is streaming on Hulu.
Gundam Seed is streaming on YouTube.
Godannar is streaming on HIDIVE.
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Some weeks, the topic for this very column is dropped into our unsuspecting laps. On other weeks, something comes to jiggle loose stuff in our brains especially when it's a strong pair of (Go)hands doing the shaking.
©GoHands/SHOCHIKU MOMENTARY LILY
This week, we're talking about some of the jiggliest, gravity-defying, logic-breaking, and ridiculous donbonhonkeros ever committed to animation, Steve! True crimes against humanity!
And my sleep paralysis demon too...
In preparing for this column, I'm pretty sure I've experienced whatever the equivalent of semantic satiation is for massive mammary momentum. I'm numb to it now. I don't remember how bodies work. I don't remember how physics works. All I know is this. I mean these.
© SEIJI MATSUYAMA • AKITA SHOTEN / EIKEN Committee
© 2010 Hiroyuki Yoshino, Ken-Etsu Satao, Akitashoten/Seikon no Qwaser An empress's portrait Partners
Cause...uh... Seikon no Qwaser GOES places.
For better or worse, ridiculous boob motion goes hand-in-hand with the public perception of anime as an art form. I'd love to dispute that, but there are too many series I know only for how they've been able to innovate in this aesthetic space. So let's explore that and see if we can't find some more profound truths to grab onto.
Not content to be just the "cool robot sword pose guy," Masami Ōbari is something of a "boob pioneer" in the world of anime. From his work on Fatal Fury, Voltage Fighter Gowcaiser, Virus Buster Serge, and more than a few adult works, Obari's all about being a dynamic mover and a shaker! And as demonstrated by last year's Bang Brave Bang Bravern, he's an equal opportunity chest employer too!
I admire Obari as he's used his vast experience to weave in and out of varied projects. He's got that "Boobs? Robots? Something else? I'll do it all!" kind of workman attitude you might notice among creatives who've been in the industry for a long time. Like even if boobs are going crazy, you can tell that it was animated by someone who wanted to come in, do a good job, have a little fun, and move on to the next thing.
© スタジオG-1NEO/エンジェルブレイド製作委員会
If we want to go back to the origin of this phenomenon, we need to look no further than its colloquial name: the Gainax bounce. It takes a special kind of studio to get a type of tit animation named after you.
© DAICON FILM
© DAISUKE SATO • SHOUJI SATO / FUJIMI SHOBO / H.O.T.D. Project
This moment is absurd. However, once you consider the dance between the CG bullet and the swaying layers of boob that's going on here, it's incredibly impressive on a technical level.
The million-dollar question is how do we get from Noriko in Gunbuster needing a slightly better sports bra, to a woman's chest breaking the sound barrier? Or are we comparing apples to a pair of very large and potentially helium-filled oranges?
© SEIJI MATSUYAMA • AKITA SHOTEN / EIKEN Committee
© SEIJI MATSUYAMA • AKITA SHOTEN / EIKEN Committee
© Daichi SORAYOMI, Shogakukan/Keijo!!!!!!!! Project
What sells that comedy is how straight Keijo!!!!!!!! plays its butt-and-muscular combat. When you're playing something nonsensical with all the seriousness in the world, the result will conjure a few chuckles at the very least.
The scraps of Eiken I've witnessed kind of scream "BOOBS SO HUGE" and just keep repeating the joke without much variation.
© Daichi SORAYOMI, Shogakukan/Keijo!!!!!!!! Project
Keijo!!!!!!!! is also a notable example for its focus on both boobs and butt physics. How cosmopolitan!
© Daichi SORAYOMI, Shogakukan/Keijo!!!!!!!! Project
© Daichi SORAYOMI, Shogakukan/Keijo!!!!!!!! Project
Looking back to earlier in our chat, it's fascinating when one considers how the Mecha genre has more-or-less grown up alongside the bounce. An example that springs to mind right away is, for better or worse, one of the most popular entries in the Gundam franchise—Gundam Seed.
© SOTSU • SUNRISE
SEED's many mid-battle bounces have become infamous, especially in mecha circles. Gundam Build Fighters even poked fun at these moments by recreating them in a scene where an old man shares why SEED is his favorite series.
© SOTSU • SUNRISE
It's honestly refreshing when a franchise with as storied a history as Gundam can step back and laugh at itself.
© SOTSU • SUNRISE
© 1996 AIC / MRC
If his name sounds familiar, Negishi has also directed Tenchi Universe (the best Tenchi), Divergence Eve, and my sleep paralysis demon, Amazing Nurse Nanako.
Steve, have you ever seen a DVD menu that jiggles?
© 2000 Save Our Nurse Project
And all three volumes do it too...
On the other hand, you can argue that these ridiculous physics and proportions are better suited to overt ecchi and porn titles because exaggeration is already baked into the genre. It's the proliferation of Gainax-ing throughout the rest of the anime-sphere that runs a greater risk of giving people wack ideas about how women's bodies work.
© 2000 Save Our Nurse Project
© Hiromu Arakawa/Square Enix, MBS, ANX, BONES, dentsu 2004
© 馬谷たいが/F蘭製作委員会
You can practically see this guy's scrotum. That means we're finally getting somewhere.
There's a gotta be a dude whose booty is too big to fit in the robot, right?
© 2003 Project GODANNAR
That said, I don't think we're going to solve the jiggle gender gap overnight, so in the meantime, I don't see anything wrong with highlighting a few more favorites. Valkyrie Drive: Mermaid is a lesbian sleaze classic, as well as another innovator. Its giantess episode is one for the ages. Talk about more bounce to the ounce.
© Valkyrie Drive Partners
© 秦野宗一郎・京都アニメーション/無彩限の製作委員会
© 2000 Save Our Nurse Project
Regardless, Nanako still haunts my every waking moment. I don't know what semblance of gravity (if any) those balloons work under.
© Project OC9/Chiyo st.inc
Circling back to how we got here, with great power comes great responsibility. Gainax's bazonga zealotry may have changed the face (and torso) of anime forever, but that doesn't mean every example is a slam dunk. Stray too far from God's light, and your face might melt like that one dude in Raiders of the Lost Ark.
© GoHands/松竹・もめんたりー製作委員会
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