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Last_Stallion



Joined: 17 Aug 2005
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PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:11 pm Reply with quote
Alright I know this isn't anime-related, but I couldn't find a social board so I figured I'd just post it here.



There were these two kids who lived with their father, and their father would constantly beat them.
One day they got tired of it and called the police, after a few weeks they went to court.

The judge asked them if they wanted to live with their mother, the kids said that they would just get beat there too.
So, the judge asked them if they wanted to live with their grandparents, but the kids said that would also get beat there too.

So, the judge had a background check done and it turned out that his mother, father, and grandparents all had backgrounds in child abuse.
The judge didn't know what to do with the kids and said that the only thing he could think of is to send them to a foster home.

Then the smallest boy yelled out "I wanna live with the Philadelphia Eagles."
The judge said "I don't see a problem with that the Eagles can't beat anybody."
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Efan



Joined: 26 Aug 2005
Posts: 340
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:44 pm Reply with quote
Last_Stallion wrote:
Alright I know this isn't anime-related, but I couldn't find a social board so I figured I'd just post it here.



There were these two kids who lived with their father, and their father would constantly beat them.
One day they got tired of it and called the police, after a few weeks they went to court.

The judge asked them if they wanted to live with their mother, the kids said that they would just get beat there too.
So, the judge asked them if they wanted to live with their grandparents, but the kids said that would also get beat there too.

So, the judge had a background check done and it turned out that his mother, father, and grandparents all had backgrounds in child abuse.
The judge didn't know what to do with the kids and said that the only thing he could think of is to send them to a foster home.

Then the smallest boy yelled out "I wanna live with the Philadelphia Eagles."
The judge said "I don't see a problem with that the Eagles can't beat anybody."


Haha, i find that funny and sad at the same time. Confused
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Nagisa
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Joined: 19 Aug 2003
Posts: 6128
Location: Atlanta-ish, Jawjuh
PostPosted: Wed Nov 23, 2005 3:51 pm Reply with quote
Last_Stallion wrote:
but I couldn't find a social board


Because we don't have one. ANN's forums are very topic-oriented, not to mention some of the moderators cringe at the sort of trouble a General forum might cause among the regular users.

Sorry, good story, but it's gotta be locked for being off-topic.
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