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INTEREST: Attack on Titan... Perfume?


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Joe Carpenter



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:03 pm Reply with quote
can't wait for Attack on Titan brand toilet paper
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TsunaReborn!



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:07 pm Reply with quote
Joe Carpenter wrote:
can't wait for Attack on Titan brand toilet paper


I was so tempted to make a very crude comment but I took my better judgement and decided against it Laughing
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FenixFiesta



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:12 pm Reply with quote
Joe Carpenter wrote:
can't wait for Attack on Titan brand toilet paper

Armored, Colossal, and Fem varieties...?
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dan9999



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:22 pm Reply with quote
This is definitely a Titan fever.
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sainta



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:34 pm Reply with quote
Ah, the sweet and beautiful fragrance of Titan blood and the corpses of your best friends.
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Momokochan



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:39 pm Reply with quote
"blood is red
marco is blue
your friends are dead
and so are you."

Will be the campaign to go with it.

wonder if eventually they'll do sasha's sweet potato eau de parfume
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Cerceaux



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:41 pm Reply with quote
TsunaReborn! wrote:
Joe Carpenter wrote:
can't wait for Attack on Titan brand toilet paper


I was so tempted to make a very crude comment but I took my better judgement and decided against it Laughing
It's okay, even if nobody says it we're all thinking it. Laughing

Momokochan wrote:
wonder if eventually they'll do sasha's sweet potato eau de parfume
That's too much work, I'm just going to start selling regular potatoes with a wing emblem stamped on them for 3000 yen each.
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Chrno2



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:48 pm Reply with quote
Joe Carpenter wrote:
can't wait for Attack on Titan brand toilet paper


Hahahahahaha!!!

You won't miss a wipe with those. Yeah I could of said worse but I thought against it.

I do like the bottles though.
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crosswithyou



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:48 pm Reply with quote
Too bad perfumes can't be shipped by air because, ya know, they're flammable. ^^;
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ZanraiKid



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 7:05 pm Reply with quote
sainta wrote:
Ah, the sweet and beautiful fragrance of Titan blood and the corpses of your best friends.


Right? Just imagine what the Titan scent would be.

"From the moments you laid on Kawaii-Titan, the wellsprings of your impassioned, non-sexual, platonic, undead love have burned like the houses of Wall Maria. Show her you care with the sensational summer fragrance.

Introducing...Rampaging Bloodlust

Top notes start strongly with waves of elephant musk, human bile, and rust. Enjoy the soothing middle notes of deer droppings and sweat. Finally, let the lingering scent of the crushed hopes and dreams of your foes be the perfect complimentary base note.

You know your race of beings is perfectly engineered to destroy all in it's path. Why not let that special someone know they should enjoy the finer things in life?

Rampaging Bloodlust."
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Agent355



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 8:26 pm Reply with quote
^ If I could "favorite" or "Like" a post, I would've. Thanks for that! Laughing

Personally, I love that Levi smells like soap. He should smell like household cleanser, too!
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prime_pm



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:01 pm Reply with quote
Next week, Titan Maxi Pads!
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brankoburcksen



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 10:46 pm Reply with quote
Why does it feel like every comment should be a joke on a segment of The Colbert Report?
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CCharmanderK



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:20 pm Reply with quote
I dunno, I think I like the idea of how the Mikasa fragrance would smell.
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Redcrimson



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PostPosted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 11:24 pm Reply with quote
What, no Ode du Potato Girl? C'mon, it practically markets itself!
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