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NyuuChan



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:45 pm Reply with quote
I stole this thread from an old on on a halo 2 message board...

let's say one of the following anime characters walked up to your door, and rang the doorbell. What would you do?

let's begin Very Happy (bold is directions to answer btw)

if...

1) Naruto (duh...)

2) Ichigo (bleach)

3) Lucy (elfen lied)

4) nyuu (elfen lied)

5) chii (chobits)

6) belldandy (ah my goddess)

7) Goku (if you don't know go kill yourself immedietly)

8) Inuyasha (inuyasha)

9) [random harem male lead] (ex. love hina)

10) alucard (hellsing)

11) seras victoria (also hellsing)

12) gantz (gantz) (the big black ball imo)

13) chrno (chrono crusade)

14) rosette (chrono crusade)

15) excel (excel saga)

answered your door, how would you greet them?
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NeonGEvangelion



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:49 pm Reply with quote
Lucy (elfen lied) - Hello, come in, sit. REARRANGE MY HOUSE *****.
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NyuuChan



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:53 pm Reply with quote
NeonGEvangelion wrote:
Lucy (elfen lied) - Hello, come in, sit. REARRANGE MY HOUSE *****.


^^she would kill you. lol.

and damn!!!! i forgot asuka and shinji.......Anime hyper
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Siilent



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PostPosted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:27 pm Reply with quote
1) Naruto: I'd probably be stunned, then ask him where the others were. Not that I don't like him, but he's not my favourite.

2) Ichigo: Close the door just like I'd change the channel if he and his show ever appeared on my television. From the one episode I've seen (harsh judgement, I know), Bleach doesn't appeal to me at all.

3) Lucy: "Who are you?"

4) Nyuu: "...And you?"

5) Chii: "Hello. You're quite annoying. I stopped watching your show. (: "

6) Belldandy: I had to do an image search, so from image alone, I'd probably blink, flinch, and close the door.

7) Goku: -insert horrific scream of horror audio here-

8) Inuyasha: I don't watch much of this show, and when I do it's dubbed but I'd probably stare, stunned, then tell him to leave Naraku alone because Naraku's better than him. B)

9) [random harem male lead]: "...?"

10) Alucard: "Hello. I hear your name everywhere." or something. An alternative would be not answering the door because he looks like a predator.

11) Seras Victoria: "Why do all these people I don't know keep appearing at my door?"

12) Gantz: Truthfully, I'd probably have a heart attack and wonder if I was now part of the 'game'. I'd then tell it something like "your games were the only part of your series worth watching. It's too bad I can't finish and see what happens, but I stopped watching for MANY reasons after the first season ended." I'd probably ask Gantz to 'type' out to me everything that happened in its little games from beginning to end. I really do wish I knew how it all unfolded from the second season on.
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And I have no idea who the remaining three are, so I won't bother.
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The Frankman



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 1:16 am Reply with quote
NyuuChan wrote:
let's say one of the following anime characters walked up to your door, and rang the doorbell. What would you do? . . .how would you greet them?

1) Naruto- I'd be like "Ummm, WOW. You dress like the kid on the show."

5) Chii- I'd start thinking of the "The Internet is for Porn" chobits video I saw and invite her in.

6) Belldandy- My first wish is . . .

7) Goku- Yo man, can you teach me some stuff? And why the black dudes look so crappy where you're at? Genetic mutation?

8) InuYasha- Hello, first of all you and Kagome stop saying each other's name all the time. Second, Kikyo or Kagome? Third, I know you've had a tough life if I see angst levels out of you rivaling frickin' Heero Yuy I don't care if you're half-demon with an unrealistic 6-ft sword, I'll STILL f*** up your s***!

9) [Tenchi]- Tenchi, you got six women in your house. As the man you gotta be firm and lay the law down. If it means you have to LAYETH THE SMACKETH DOWNETH on candy*** then do so . . . wait, that might be worse.

10) Alucard- Yo, your series' ending sucked more than you do at feeding time.

11) Seras Victoria- Is their a special diet or cream you rub on your breast to get them to grow so quickly, or is it the vampiric process? I mean, you must've grown 10 sizes since the beginning of the series. And oh yeah, get a backbone.

15) Excel- Excel . . . you stupid.
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Greennunu



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 6:31 am Reply with quote
spoiler[if...
3) Lucy - ..... (and prepares to die)

4) nyuu -........ (and prepares to die again.)

5) chii - go to that corner and sit while I go to school/work for 12+ hours while you do nothing!

6) belldandy - get in my bed.

7) Goku - well if you're here then I know there is no fear of death.

10) alucard - (laugh)

13) chrno (chrono crusade) - Can't believe you kill Rosette you ass!

14) rosette (chrono crusade) - Can't believe you didn't activate the device so chrno can live! Biatch!]
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don'tlookbehindyou



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 9:04 am Reply with quote
Naruto-Dude the fox relies on you lay down the law.

Chii-Invite her in and do naughty things. Twisted Evil

Bellandy-See above.

Goku-say "dude just die already" and slam door.

Inuyasha-Say "Dude you been fifty years without some. Kagome right there."Wink

Tenchi-Toss a few over this way.

Alucard- "Wrong door, the vampire lives over there" piont to neighbors house and close door.

Seras- See chii

Gantz-Shotgun time

Chrono crusade people- Its called property damage its bad.
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CyberViper



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 10:58 am Reply with quote
1) Naruto: Hey, can you do the sexy-harem no jutsu for me?

2) Ichigo: I'd probably ask him what was up and probably go along with whatever he was visiting me to do...unless it was to kill me or something. I'd probably ask him tons of questions about the show.

3) Lucy: Um, do I know you?

4) nyuu: See above.

5) chii: (wow that's a tough one...Probably just go surf the net.)

6) belldandy: "Are you here to give me a wish? Very Happy )

7) Goku: "Wow Goku! You're the guy who defeated all those bad guys! Hey, do you think I can meet the rest of the gang?" If he said yes i'd insist we ride on his cloud to get there.

8) Inuyasha: "You know you don't have to yell Kaze no Kizu every single time you do it! Goodbye" ::slams door in face::

9) [random harem male lead] : "Ecchi!!" Then punch him so hard he becomes a shooting star.

10) alucard: Run away really fast...really really fast.

11) seras victoria: "Is alucard here too?" If not "what's up?" If yes...run away.

12) gantz: Probably be sort of excited that i get to go kill aliens and whatnot, but later i'd probably be freakin out wondering what I got myself into.

13) chrno: spoiler[ Hey...aren't you dead?] Otherwise, "Hey can you transform for me?"

14) rosette: Same as spoiler above. Otherwise, "Oh wow! Rosette! You are one of my favorite anime characters of all time" (althought I don't know if this would be appropriate seeing she's at my door at the moment...).

15) excel: Hail! Ilpallazzo-sama!
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NyuuChan



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PostPosted: Fri Feb 10, 2006 12:02 pm Reply with quote
some of thses have been pretty damn funny (the seras brest enlargment one and the inuyasha Dude you been fifty years without some. Kagome right there, and most of the Chii/Belldandy right off....and that "dude just die" one for goku was also great) so keep them coming!

i forgot to do it....

naruto - "where's souske?" *kills me*

Ichigo - "let's say i mysteriously died...would i be in the soul society with you guys?"

Lucy - i wouldnt answer the door are you crazy?

nyuu - "haha retard! *kicks* *kills me again*

chii - awww your cute! *hugs* and the rest is all up to your imaginaion....

belldandy - i only have one wish. And it's going to involve you, you're friends, and a bananna......

goku - you suck *kicks in balls*

inuyasha - see above

[random dude] - *kicks in balls till he dies*

alucard - oh good, your here. I've been expecting you...the vampire is in the living room *shoots my father* yayy!

seras - *pokes boobs* oh shit they are real!??!

gantz - dude your an asshole *kicks*

rosette - why didn't you save chrono *kicks*

chrono - transform. now.
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