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Princess_Irene
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 Posts: 2632 Location: The castle beyond the Goblin City |
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(Here's hoping this topic doesn't get locked down immediately for lack of content...)(Also, spoilers.)
We've all read them - long, epic (or epic-ish) series that are filled with angst, drama, teen angst, tragedy, and more angst. Have you ever hit that point where you scream "Come on! If you just ___________, the problem would be solved!!" ? When you think about it, there really are a large number of series that could have their central problems solved in 5 minutes or less. Now, I know that the major reason they aren't resolved that quickly is because that would make for terrible storytelling, but just for the fun of it, what are some series that could be solved and resolved in record time? Black Bird:spoiler[ Kyo buys a condom.] Red River:spoiler[ Judah renounces the throne in volume 1.] Higurashi: spoiler[They build the dam.] |
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EireformContinent
 Posts: 977 Location: Łódź/Poland (The Promised Land) |
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Dragon Ball spoiler[Destroy that items]
Dragon Ball Z (anime) spoiler[Be nice to enemies. Then poison them, before it's to late] Maison Ikkoku spoiler[Adult people talk to each other. Seriously] Red Riverspoiler[You won't resurrect the dead boy, so just go into that damned teleport ] Rose of Versailles spoiler[Oscar have one serious talk to queen about her duties] Oniisama E spoiler[Everyone boycott Soronity ] |
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Princess_Irene
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Posts: 2632 Location: The castle beyond the Goblin City |
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That is SO true. Actually, that would solve a lot of series, now that I think of it...and virtually all Takahashi ones...kind of like how most CLAMP series would be much easier if people would finish their damn sentences once in a while. |
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hidansama92
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Naruto: spoiler[Kill the Jinchuriki at birth]
Dragonball: spoiler[Keep screaming you'll power up eventually (not you Krillen)] Bleach: spoiler[Kill Aizen while he's locked up, trust me you'll regret that someday. Kubo's run out of ideas he used him as a backup plan] One Piece: spoiler[Somebody just find the damn treasure already, where did Roger hide it? Narnia?] |
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st_owly
 Posts: 5234 Location: Edinburgh, Scotland |
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Kimi ni Todoke spoiler[Sawako actually believing Kazehaya when he says he likes her]
Hot Gimmick spoiler[Hatsumi actually having a backbone] Inuyasha spoiler[Kagome and Inuyasha actually talking to each other properly][/quote] |
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zawa113
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Hehe, I think this is a fun idea!
Monster spoiler[Tenma doesn't save Johan and operates on the mayor and saves him instead] Uzumaki spoiler[Kirie believes her boyfriend and they leave the creepy town] Tuxedo Gin spoiler[Ginji chooses to reincarnate as a mayfly] Fullmetal Alchemist spoiler[Ed gives up his alchemic abilities like he does in the last volume except right after he's rehabilitated enough with his new arm, so 26 volumes earlier and about 6 months after the incident happens] |
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cl-shojo
Posts: 70 Location: New York |
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Princess_Irene wrote
So true. Or spoiler[Misao gets some birth control]. Also, Nana spoiler[Hachi gets some birth control]. And Marmalade Boy spoiler[Yuu asks his parents who his father is instead of jumping to the conclusion that he and Miki are half-siblings and breaking up with her] Last edited by cl-shojo on Thu Dec 22, 2011 11:20 am; edited 1 time in total |
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RGaspar
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Nice little game.
Ichigo 100%: spoiler[Manaka wouldn't have needed to go back and forth like a zillion times with a bunch of girls if he stayed with Nishino ever since they started dating.] Hellsing:spoiler[ I don't know why he took so damn long, because Alucard had all the power he needed to destroy the enemy from the very first chapter.] |
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hidansama92
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One more
Fullmetal Alchemist: spoiler[Honehiem just tell your kids who Father is and kill him before the promised day] |
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gsilver
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This is my favorite 5 minute manga series:
http://www.crunchyroll.com/sket-dance/episode-13-pixies-garden-580424 Every manga romance series, ever, in 5 (ish) minutes. As for resolving every manga romance series ever in 5 minutes: Manga characters need to learn the phrase: "wanna go out?" and also that they don't need to spend 10 years to get there. Oh My Goddess spoiler[You know Keiichi, Bell totally wants you. She's wanted you for the last 20 years, and you still can't man up? Seriously?][/spoiler] |
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The Goron Marshall
 Posts: 111 Location: Canada |
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Apollo's Song. spoiler[Love is where a male and a female make children. Disregard the homosexuals and asexuals.]
^ That was mostly sarcasm. By all means, I love Osamu Tezuka's works, but Apollo's Song just really wasn't that great to me. |
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Chagen46
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Negima: spoiler[Harry Potter realizes that "Punching < Casting"]
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ElderlyGoose
 Posts: 9 Location: Lincoln |
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This is so much win.
Naruto: spoiler[ If Sasuke was killed as a child by Itachi ] Bleach: spoiler[ If Ichigo just said "sod it"] FairyTail: spoiler[ They just let Natsu go in solo to every fight rather then just ending up fighting solo anyway.] Hellsing: spoiler[ Alucard gets released at the start.] Code Geass: spoiler[ Lleouch gets shot at the start ] |
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Agent355
 Posts: 5113 Location: Crackberry in hand, thumbs at the ready... |
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Ooh, fun!
Please Save My Earth spoiler[It was all in the past and it doesn't take away from the person you are now. Deal with it!] <--Love the series, though! Inuyasha: spoiler[Kagome goes home and stays home.] Ranma 1/2: spoiler[only the first engagement counts.] |
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zawa113
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Bokurano spoiler[They lose. Not a happy ending, but a quick one]
Arisa spoiler[they wish for the King to reveal him or herself until the wish gets granted] Hikaru no Go spoiler[Hikaru/Sai don't play Akira] Dr Slump spoiler[Akira Toriyama stops taking drugs] GTO spoiler[Onizuka gets fired for all his shenangians] Battle Royale spoiler[There's that hour they have to leave the area after the last person has left the school building, seems enough time to go gunning down the evil dude in charge, and the guy who is there to stop the thing got a gun iirc.] Petshop of Horrors spoiler[the Count only sells normal pets and not Gremlins] Adolf spoiler[Aryan Adolf doesn't go to join the youth Nazis, going against his father's wishes] damn was that a depressing manga |
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