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Neko-sensei
Joined: 19 Jan 2007
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 2:24 pm
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Blast it all... I think this may be a better pun than my CurryKareColle concept involving anthropomorphized types of curry as boyfriends (Keema curry is exotic but gentle, beef curry the solid breadwinner type, and so forth).
I still think my idea is a lot more marketable, though. Imagine the franchised air fresheners, curry packets, dakimakura infused with capsicum so that your skin actually burns as you lie with your spicy lover... (I've even drafted a list of phrases ikemen seiyuu can record for the CDs, such as "You naughty girl! You've gotten brown on your beautiful white skin. But I don't dislike naughty girls..." and "Rice or bread? It's your choice, Mistress...")
I keep on trying to sell this, but for some reason the angel investor's just never appeared...
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Azael
Joined: 15 Jun 2016
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:06 pm
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Quote: | You've gotten brown on your beautiful white skin. But I don't dislike naughty girls..." |
Sorry, but after this post, I read "brown", and there's only one thing in my mind
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Zin5ki
Joined: 06 Jan 2008
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Location: London, UK
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:27 pm
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Quote: | In the game, players interact with female anthropomorphized bacteria. Instead of asking users to pay money in exchange for cards of girls, the app takes information about the users stool, including width, color, and shape. |
And so the Bristol Stool Scale has finally crossed over into the domain of anime. With each passing day, our world grows smaller yet richer.
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Lemonchest
Joined: 18 Mar 2015
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 3:52 pm
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urm...well despite saying they're not anthropomorphised crap, it's inevitable that gut bacteria is on said crap. Which, now that I think about it, would make for a disgusting Aug game.
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TsukasaElkKite
Joined: 22 Nov 2005
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:01 pm
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Neko-sensei wrote: | Blast it all... I think this may be a better pun than my CurryKareColle concept involving anthropomorphized types of curry as boyfriends (Keema curry is exotic but gentle, beef curry the solid breadwinner type, and so forth).
I still think my idea is a lot more marketable, though. Imagine the franchised air fresheners, curry packets, dakimakura infused with capsicum so that your skin actually burns as you lie with your spicy lover... (I've even drafted a list of phrases ikemen seiyuu can record for the CDs, such as "You naughty girl! You've gotten brown on your beautiful white skin. But I don't dislike naughty girls..." and "Rice or bread? It's your choice, Mistress...")
I keep on trying to sell this, but for some reason the angel investor's just never appeared... |
I'd pay good money for that!
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Razor/Edge
Joined: 05 Jun 2015
Posts: 607
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:14 pm
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Quote: | It reminds people that "UnColle is not a game about anthropomorphized poop! |
That's what I expecting when I started reading this article, and even though that isn't what this is, i'm sure it's coming.
What will Japan turn into moe anime girls next? I'm legitimately terrified.
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ninjamitsuki
Joined: 15 Sep 2007
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Location: Anywhere (Thanks, technology)
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 5:36 pm
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You know, I'm pretty desensitized to a lot of weird otaku things but...
This just makes me go "what the fudge japan, seriously?"
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Top Gun
Joined: 28 Sep 2007
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 6:57 pm
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*throws hands up*
That's it, Japan. Go home. You're drunk.
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Little_Hawk
Joined: 07 Apr 2013
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Posted: Thu Sep 22, 2016 8:05 pm
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BadNewsBlues
Joined: 21 Sep 2014
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 12:20 am
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ninjamitsuki wrote: | You know, I'm pretty desensitized to a lot of weird otaku things but...
This just makes me go "what the fudge japan, seriously?" |
Haven't you heard?
Milk milk lemonade around the corner fudge is made.
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AnimeLordLuis
Joined: 27 Jan 2015
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Location: The Borderlands of Pandora
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 3:41 am
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Just when I thought that Japan couldn't possibly get any weirder they go and prove me wrong once again.
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Greed1914
Joined: 28 Oct 2007
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Posted: Fri Sep 23, 2016 8:54 am
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ninjamitsuki wrote: | You know, I'm pretty desensitized to a lot of weird otaku things but...
This just makes me go "what the fudge japan, seriously?" |
Yeah, I wasn't even phased by the bacteria as cute girls. It was was the idea of unlocking cards by providing information about your poop that gave me pause.
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Kadmos1
Joined: 08 May 2014
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2016 2:06 am
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This anthropomorphization variety is about as low as you can go. Seriously, like they are not running out of ideas to get even more absurd and now we have this.
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Kadmos1
Joined: 08 May 2014
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Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2016 2:03 am
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This anthropomorphization variety is about as low as you can go. Seriously, like they are not running out of ideas to get even more absurd and now we have this.
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