Gintama (TV)

When seal is stamped, contents are confirmed

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 1)

What is extraterritoriality law?

You Guys!! Do You Even Have a Gintama? (Part 2)

There are no bad guys among those with natural perms

Nobody with Naturally Wavy Hair Can be That Bad!

Pay Attention, Jump Sometimes Comes Out On Saturday

Watch Out! Weekly Shonen Jump Sometimes Comes Out on Saturdays!

Make friends you can call by nicknames even after you become an old man

Make Friends You Can Call by Their Nicknames, Even When You're an Old Fart!

A promise to protect even after death

Keep Your Promise Even If It Kills You

A pet is the responsibility of the owner to look after until the end

Responsible Owners Should Clean Up After Their Pets!

There is a paper-thin difference between toughness and vengefulness

There Is Butt a Fine Line Between Persistence and Stubbornness

Fighting Is Done With Fists

Fighting Should Be Done With Fists!

It's hard when you're tired

Eat Something Sour When You're Tired!

Gooey messy sweet dumpling... What...? It's not a dumpling...? That bastard...!

Look, Overly Sticky Sweet Dumplings Are Not Real Dumplings, You Idiot!

It's hard to make a good first impression

People Who Make Good First Impressions Usually Suck!

If cosplaying, cosplay to adorn the heart

If You're Going to Cosplay, Go All Out!

There is a funny rule that states… If a man touches a frog, he will become a real man

Boys Have a Weird Ritual that Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs!

It will be fine if you just wash your armpits

You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits - Just the Armpits

The pet and the owner are alike

Pets Resemble Their Owners!

Life gets longer when Mr Otae becomes longer! Scary!!

If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer as an Old Guy Than a Kid! Whoa, Scary!!

Father and son are only alike on the things that they dislike

Sons Only Take After Their Fathers' Negative Attributes

Ah, only home is the best

Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!

You ask why seawater is salty? That is because city people like you dirty the sea while swimming!!

Why’s the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!

Beware of the conveyor belt

Watch Out For Conveyor Belts!

A man has to be fished! / If you sleep without switching on the fan, beware that you will get a stomachache

If You Go to Sleep With the Fan On, You’ll Get a Stomachache, So Be Careful

A mistake in your marriage will lasts forever

Marriage is Prolonging an Illusion for Your Whole Life

When you are in trouble, laugh out loud

When You're In a Fix, Keep On Laughing, Laughing...

There is definitely something hidden behind the cute facade

Cute Faces Are Always Hiding Something

The steamboat is like a model of life

A Shared Soup Pot is a Microcosm of Life

Do not be embarrassed, just say it

Don't Be Shy - Just Raise Your Hand and Say It

There are things that the blade cannot cut

Some Things Can’t Be Cut with a Sword

Good things do not always happen in succession while bad things do

Good Things Never Come in Twos (but Bad Things Do)

A: Do not fret! There are things known as “clean-off”, B: You have to watch the television or read the newspapers properly

A) Don’t Panic – There’s a Return Policy!

B) I Told You to Pay Attention to the News!

The things that the idol does are similar to what we do

Even Teen Idols Act Like You Guys

Only things that are unimportant are difficult to forget

You Always Remember the Things that Matter the Least

Life flows like a conveyor belt

Life Moves on Like a Conveyor Belt

It is impolite to mistake a person's name

Mistaking Someone’s Name is Rude!

A manual on love is unnecessary

Love Doesn’t Require a Manual

You should not judge a person by his appearance

A) Love Doesn’t Require a Manual (Continued)

B) You Can't Judge a Person by His Appearance, Either

For a person who has an injury in the shank, you can really talk

People with Dark Pasts Can't Shut Up

Those fellows who complain that there is no Santa believe in his existence

A) People Who Say that Santa Doesn’t Really Exist Actually Want to Believe in Him

B) Prayer Won't Make Your Worldly Desires Go Away! Control Yourself

A bell cannot make troubles disappear, you must do it yourself

Only kids get excited when it snows

A) Only Children Play in the Snow

B) During Winter, Eating Ice-cream Is Sweet

During winter, eating ice-cream is sweet

Ramen shops which offer lots of menus are usually not popular

Ramen Shops with Long Menus Never Do Well

The plan is to make children

Give a Thought to Planned Pregnancy

I do not know whether the movie is interesting just by the titles

You Can't Judge a Movie by Its Title

Earthworms swell when you urinate on them

You Know What Happens if You Pee on a Worm

The character should be drawn such that the reader will know who it is just by the silhoutte

Make Characters So Anybody Can Tell Who They Are by Just Their Silhouettes

Mother is busy, so stop your complaints about the dinner menu

Mom’s Busy, Too, So Quit Complaining About What’s for Dinner

A pet dog's stroll should be done at a moderate speed

Walk Your Dog at an Appropriate Speed

xx play comes after you turn 20

Adults Only. We Wouldn’t Want Anyone Immature in Here

Do cherry blossoms turn into cherry trees?

Do Cherries Come from Cherry Trees?

The two who are alike are quarreling

A) The More You're Alike, the More You Fight

B) Why Do You Use That Useless Negativity?

No matter what you do, do not lose

Life without gambling is like sushi without wasabi

A Life Without Gambling is Like Sushi Without Wasabi

Undecided is undecided and it's not a decision

"Once Upon a Time in China-Girl Gintama" or “Pending Means Pending, It’s Not Final"

Milk should be in the temperature like human skin

Milk Should Be Served at Body Temperature

Make an appointment first before meeting with someone

If You Want to See Someone, Make an Appo First

Stress will causes baldness but when paying too much attention on prevent stress the stress will builds up again in the end there is nothing that we can do to it

Stress Makes You Bald, but It's Stressful to Avoid Stress, So You End Up Stressed Out Anyway, So in the End There's Nothing You Can Do

Mothers are the same no matter where they are

Mothers Everywhere Are All the Same

Do not make that “kucha kucha” sound when eating

Don't Make Munching Noises When You Eat

Take note of the one-day director

Keep an Eye on the Chief for the Day

You must go back to the day of action when you are looking for lost items

When Looking for Something You've Lost, Remember What You Were Doing on the Day You Lost It

Korokke bread is always popular in shops

Croquette Sandwiches Are Always the Most Popular Food Sold at the Stalls

Do not forget where you left your umbrella

Be Careful Not to Leave Your Umbrella Somewhere

The sun will rise

The Sun Will Rise Again

Insects at night gather in the light

On a Moonless Night, Insects Are Drawn to the Light

What you want is not what you get

Even Mummy Hunters Sometimes Turn into Mummys

The preview of the next edition of Jump is unreliable

The Preview Section in JUMP is Always Unreliable

Eating corn is unexpectedly very filling

Eating Nmaibo Can Make You Full in No Time!

The boy learns the value of life through the beetle

Rhinoceros Beetles Teach Boys that Life is Precious

Substance over form

Dango Over Flowers

This life that continues to run

A) For the Wind Is the Life

B) Minami-chan is Indeed the Ideal Girlfriend

Minami-chan is indeed the ideal girlfriend

The cross-over world is full of idiots

Like a Haunted House, Life is Filled with Horrors

Please separate your garbage

Please Follow The Regulations For Seperating Your Trash

Please Help by Separating Your Trash

Cute things become disgusting when there are too many

Too Much Cuteness Can Make People Sick

Too Many Cuties Can Make You Sick

There is data that cannot be deleted

Some Data Cannot Be Erased

Let's drive there

A) A Dog's Paws Smell Fragrant

B) Drive With a "Might" Attitude

Doggy meatballs have a fragrant smell

The mushrooms are delicious

Think for a Minute Now, Do Matsutake Mushrooms Really Taste All that Good?

A Manga Artisit Is A Pro After He's Done Stocks Of Manuscripts

The Manga Writer Becomes a Pro, After Doing a Stock of Manuscript

Do not complain about work at home, do it outside!

Don’t Complain About Your Job at Home, Do It Somewhere Else

Quietly cook red-bean rice at this time

In Those Situations, Keep Quiet and Cook Red Rice With Beans

Yesterday's enemy is also today's enemy

Yesterday’s Enemy, After All Is Said and Done, Is Still the Enemy

A person who's picky with food is also picky with humans.

People Who Are Picky About Food Are Picky About People, Too

If there's four people, it is a lot of knowledge

There's A Bunch of Knowledge If You Get Four People Together

Four Heads are Better than One

A person that wears glasses suddenly takes the glasses off, it feels like somethign is missing. Like the part of the person is missing.

When Someone Who Wears Glasses Takes Them Off, It Looks Like Something’s Missing

A Woman's Best Makeup Is Her Smile

A Woman's Best Make-up Is Her Smile

It's not like I line up for Ramen. I line up for satisfy myself.

You Say Kawaii so Often, You Must Really Think You’re Cute Stuff

Luck and identity have no relationship

Rank Has Nothing to Do With Luck

A Man's heart is like a hard-boiled egg

Hard-boiled Egg on a Man's Heart

Hard boiled egg won't get crashed

Hard-Boiled Eggs Don't Crack

There are many instances where you cannot get to sleep even after counting sheep

It's Often Difficult to Sleep When You're Engrossed With Counting Sheep

Use German surplexes on women who like to ask which is important, me or work

Perform a German Suplex on a Woman Who Asks If She or the Job Is More Important

The start is always the happiest in joint parties

The Most Exciting Part of a Group Date is Before it Starts

What Happens Twice Will Happen Thrice

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

What Happens Twice, Happens Thrice

The Better They Taste, The Scarier When They're Bad

The More Delicious the Food, the Nastier It Is When It Goes Bad

If You Wanna Lose Weight, Move, Don't Eat!

If You Want To Lose Weight, Then Stop Eating and Start Moving

Become a person who is able to find a person's merits rather than his weak points

Be a Person Who Can See People's Strong Points and Not Their Weak Points

Even heroes have their own problems

Even a Hero Has Issues

When you are sitting on the train, both hands must be strapped

When Riding A Train, Make Sure You Grab the Straps With Both Hands

Men are Madao

Men, Be a Madao

If you are a man, do not give up

If You're a Man, Don't Give Up

Herioc stories of the past are exaggerated by three folds

A) Exaggerate the Tales of Your Exploits by a Third, So Everyone Has a Good Time

B) Men Have a Weakness for Girls Who Sell Flowers and Work in Pastry Shops

Boys are weak towards girls from a flower shop or a cake shop

Game is an hour per day

Play Video Games for Only an Hour a Day

Life as well as games are only bugs

Life and Video Games are Full of Bugs

Those who are disliked are always adorable

The More Something Is Disliked, the More Lovely It Is

Law exists to be violated

Rules Are Made to be Broken

Otakus are talkative

Otaku Are Talkative

The difference between stengths and weaknesses is only a thin line

There's a Thin Line Between Strengths and Weaknesses

Important things are hard to see

Important Things Are Hard To See

Anything depends on the beat and the timing

It’s All About the Beat and Timing

Love is generally a Sudden Death formula

Love Is Often Played Out In Sudden Death

Reciprocate your parents' love

Kids Don’t Understand How Their Parents Feel

Better leave it unsaid

Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid

Life is a test

Life is a Test

People are always trying to break away from the prison cell they call "self"

People Are All Escapees of Their Own Inner Prisons

A) Definitely Do Not Let Your Girlfriend See the Things You Use for Cross-Dressing

B) There's Almost a 100% Chance You’ll Forget Your Umbrella and Hate Yourself For It

Do not let your girlfriend find out the things you use for NH

There's a 100% chance that you will forget your vinyl umbrella and then hate yourself

A) A Birthday in Your Twenties Has No Deep Meaning

B) Lucky Is a Man Who Gets Up and Goes to Work

There is no special meaning in twenties' birthdays

There will be returns when you work hard

Washing the toilet is like cleansing the soul

Cleaning the Toilet Cleanses the Soul

It is said that pouring soya sauce over pudding has the taste of sea urchins, but when you really pour soya sauce on the pudding, there is only the taste of pudding and soya sauce

They Say Soy Sauce On Pudding Tastes Like Sea Urchin, But Soy Sauce On Pudding Only Tastes Like Pudding and Soy Sauce

The period before the start of summer is the happiest

Summer Vacation is the Most Fun Right Before It Begins

The older, the wiser

The Older, The Wiser

Beauty is like the fruit of summer

Beauty is Like a Summer Fruit

Be straightforward even though your back is bent

Even if Your Back is Bent, Go Straight Forward

In a packet of cigarettes, there will be one or two sticks that has the smell of horse poo

Within Each Box of Cigarettes, Are One or Two Cigarettes That Smell Like Horse Dung"

A) Japanese Restaurants Abroad Taste Pretty Much Like School Cafeteria Lunches

B) Once You've Chosen a Dish, You Can't Give it Back

The taste of overseas Japanese restaurants is at the same level as the school canteen

A plate taken once cannot be returned

Only a plus and minus are required for an amateur

Novices Only Need a Flathead and a Phillips

Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

Imagination Is Nurtured In the 8th Grade

There is a screwdriver in the every one's hearts

Always Keep a Screwdriver In Your Heart

Onedari mo do ga sugireba Kyohaku

Too much badgering can become a threatening one

When Nagging Goes Too Far It Becomes Intimidating

Into the Final Chapter!

Entering the Final Chapter!

There are things that cannot be expressed in words

Some Things Can Only Be Conveyed Through the Written Word

There are things you can't understand unless you meet them

Sometimes You Must Meet to Understand

There are things you can't understand even when you meet them

Sometimes You Can’t Tell Just By Meeting Someone

Watch out for your pet eating off the floor

Beware of Food You Pick Up Off the Ground

Cat-lovers and dog-lovers never keep peace

Cat Lovers and Dog Lovers Are Mutually Exclusive

Quarrels usually happen at the trip destination

Fights Often Ensue During Trips

Tight underpants will unavoidably get soiled

Briefs Will Unavoidably Get Skidmarks

Gin and His Excellency’s Good For Nothing

Gin and His Excellency’s Good For Nothing

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Be Very Careful When Using Ghost Stories

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

Before Thinking About the Earth, Think About the More Endangered Gintaman’s Future!

It’s Your House, You Build It

It’s Your House, You Build It

99% Of Men Are Not Confident In Confessing Their Love

99% of Men Are Not Confident in Confessing Their Love

Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?

Why Not Talk About the Old Days for a Change?

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Don't Put Your Wallet In Your Back Pocket

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day

Beware of Those Who Use an Umbrella on a Sunny Day!

Butting into a fight is dangerous

Butting Into a Fight Is Dangerous

Life is a Series of Choices

Life Is About Making Consecutive Decisions

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

Those Who Stand On Four Legs Are Beasts. Those Who Stand on Two Legs, Guts, and Glory, Are Men

Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

Don’t Trust Bedtime Stories

The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

The Color for Each Person’s Bond Comes in Various Colors

The taste of drinking under broad daylight is something special

The Taste of Drinking Under Broad Daylight Is Something Special

Every adult is every children`s instructor

All Adults are Instructors for All Children

Zippers should be undone slowly

Zip Up Your Fly Nice and Slowly

When your half eaten popsicle starts sliding down the stick, that`s when jerks come around hoping for a share

When Breaking a Chuubert in Half, the End with the Knob Should Be Better. It's Also Tasty to Drink from There

Become bound by long things

If You Can’t Beat Them, Join Them

A conversation with a barber during a haircut is the most pointless thing in the world

A Conversation With a Barber During a Haircut is The Most Pointless Thing in The World

The heavens created Chomage above man instead of another man

The Heavens Created Chonmage Above Man Instead of Another Man

Sleep Helps a Child Grow

Sleep Helps a Child Grow

That person looks different from usual during a birthday party

That Person Looks Different from Usual During a Birthday Party

The other side of the other side of the other side would be the other side

The Other Side of the Other Side of the Other Side Would Be the Other Side

It takes a bit of courage to enter a street vendor`s stand

It Takes a Bit of Courage to Enter a Street Vendor's Stand

Any place with a bunch of men gathered around will turn into a battlefield

Any Place Can Become a Battlefield When Men Gather

If a friend gets injured, take him to the hospital

If a Friend Gets Injured, Take Him to the Hospital, Stat!

If one orange in the box is rotten, the rest of them will become rotten before you know it!

If One Orange in the Box is Rotten, the Rest of Them Will Become Rotten Before You Realize It!

From a foreigner`s perspective, you`re the foreigner

From a Foreigner's Perspective, You're the Foreigner. From an Alien's Perspective, You're the Alien

Laputa's still good after seeing it so many times

Laputa's Still Good After Seeing It So Many Times

Love Asks For Nothing In Return

Love Is Unconditional

The black ships even make a scene when they sink !

The Black Ships Even Make A Scene When They Sink

A) That Matsutake Soup Stuff Tastes Better than the Real Deal

B) If a Person Is Dead, They Can't Come Back to Life

That matsutake soup stuff tastes better than the real deal, plus one

Man cannot come back to life once dead

If It Works Once, It`ll Work Over And Over Again

If It Works Once, It'll Work Over And Over Again

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

Two Is Better Than One. Two People Are Better Than One

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men`s Hearts Too

Smooth Polygons Smooth Men's Hearts Too

A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

A Human Body Is Like a Little Universe

The Chosen Idiots

The Chosen Idiots

And Into The Legend

And into the Legend...

A) If You Keep Copying, They Will Retaliate

B) A Loss Opens Your Eyes to the Love You Have

If You keep Copying, They Will Retaliate

A Loss Opens Your Eyes To The Love You Have

It all Depends on How You Use the "Carrot and Stick" Method

Using the Carrot and the Stick Method Depends on the Situation

A) It's What's On The Inside That Counts

B) It's What's On The Inside That Counts, But Only To A Certain Extent

It's What`s On the Inside that Counts

It's What`s On the Inside that Counts, But Only to a Certain Extent

A) Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"?

B) When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

Are There Still People Who Go to the Ocean and Yell "Bakayaro!"?

When a Person Is Trapped, Their Inner Door Opens

People of All Ages Hate The Dentist

No Matter How Old You Get, You Still Hate the Dentist

Beginning the Countdown

Countdown Begins

A Spider at Night is a Bad Omen

It's Bad Luck to See a Spider at Night

Once a Spider`s Thred Has Entangled Something it`s Hard to Get it Off Again

Once You’re Entangled in a Spiderweb, It’s Hard to Get It Off

It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

It's the Irresponsible One Who's Scary When Pissed

The More Precious the Burden, the Heavier and More Difficult It Is to Shoulder It

The More Precious the Burden, The Heavier and More Difficult it is to Shoulder

Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

Watch Out For A Set of Women and A Drink

Screw Popularity Polls

Screw Popularity Votes

Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell

Popularity Polls Can Burn in Hell

Popularity Polls Can...

Popularity Polls Can...

Hometowns and Boobs are Best Thought From Afar

Hometowns and Boobs Are Best Thought of from Afar

The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You`ll Get Germs, So Don`t Do It!!

The Whole Peeing on a Bee Sting Is a Myth. You’ll Get Germs, So Don’t Do It!!

Beware of Foreshadows

Beware of Foreshadows

It`s Goodbye Once a Flag is Set

It’s Goodbye Once a Flag Is Set

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Right Through To The Very End

An Observation Journal Should Be Seen Through To The Very End

Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

Radio Exercises are Socials for Boys and Girls

We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That’s How the End of the Year Goes

We Know It’s Best to Finish Yearly Tasks Before the End of the Year, But then You Put It Off Till Next Year for a Fresh Start. That’s How the End of the Year Goes

When Looking For Something, Try Using its Perspective

When Looking for Something, Try Using its Perspective

Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

Freedom Means to Live True to Yourself, not Without Law!

Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

Kabukicho Stray Cat Blues

Cooking is About Guts

Cooking Is About Guts

Whenever I hear Leviathan, I think of Sazae-san. Stupid me!!

Whenever I Hear Leviathan, I Think of Sazae-san. Stupid Me!!

Not Losing to the Rain!

Not Losing to the Rain!

Not Losing to the Wind

Not Losing to the Wind

Not Losing to the Storm

Not Losing to the Storm

Never Losing That Smile

Never Losing That Smile

That's How I Wish To Be, Beautiful And Strong

That’s How I Wish to Be, Beautiful and Strong

Santa Claus' Red is Blood Red!

Santa Claus Red Is Blood Red

Everybody's a Santa!

Everybody’s a Santa